Preheat your oven according to package directions.
Lay out one sheet of dough.
Place a bite of meat, a dollop of cream cheese, and a tiny squirt of ranch dressing, spaced out evenly.
Cover with the second sheet of dough.
Cut into 8 portions, like ravioli.
Smush together the edges to prevent leakage.
Brush each individual package with the beaten egg (egg wash).
Bake according to package directions.
Serve warm.